Zena Foster

Zena Foster is Matt Kemp’s girlfriend (thanks, Sports by Brooks).

Zena is some kind of hip hop video model (a position more lucrative that I would have guessed).

Anyway, Zena and Matt made headlines the other night at the ESPYs when Matt decided that yes, it would be a fantastic idea to get wasted, trip, reach out a hand to catch himself, and instead pull down Zena’s dress.

I’m sure more creative baseball fans than I will come up with some fantastic signs to commemorate the…erm…wardrobe malfunction.