Madonna is Alex Rodriguez's girlfriend?

Last week it was alleged that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna have been having an affair.

Both parties denied the allegations, but here we are, one week later, and Cynthia Rodriguez has filed for divorce from Alex Rodriguez, citing infidelity and “marital misconduct” as her chief complaints.

It’s possible that A-Rod’s divorce and his rumored affair with Madonna are unrelated, but if there’s one thing we know about A-Rod, it’s that if Jose Canseco had it, Alex wants it.

In his 2008 book, Vindicated: Big Names, Big Liars, and the Battle to Save Baseball, Jose Canseco accuses Alex Rodriguez of having an affair with his ex-wife Jessica Sekely.

Canseco also claims that he dated Madonna in 1991. According to Canseco’s version of the story, Madonna wanted to marry him, but Jose just wasn’t interested in her. 17 years later, here we are.

Soon Alex Rodriguez will be a 300 pound gorilla driving his sports car into houses, throwing out his arm with silly attempts at pitching, allowing pop-ups down the third base line to bounce 300 feet off his head for home runs and batting .200 for the Devil Rays , which, given the current state of the AL East, might not be a bad thing.

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