Abigail Clancy is Peter Crouch's girlfriend

Abigail Clancy was once a member of the craptastic girl band Genie Queen, but they broke up because a) they were terrible b)nobody came to see them and c)they couldn’t get a record deal.

It wasn’t until years later that Abigail burst into the British limelight with her runner up performance on Britain’s Next Top Model in 2006. Her newfound fame earned her modeling gigs with Maxim, Nuts, OK! and GQ.

After Britain’s Next Top Model aired, Abigail started dating Peter Crouch and it wasn’t long before she was a hot footballer girlfriend. She earned official WAG status when she showed up with him to the 2006 World Cup.

Their initial romance was short lived. Crouch broke up with Abigail Clancy after tabloids published photographs of her snorting cocaine. There were also reports that she was cheating on Crouch with an ex-boyfriend.

There are many ways to break up with a girl, and the importance of the choice can’t be overstated. Try to be too nice, and you’ll probably end up back with her again. Go too hard on her, and you might send her straight to the loony bin. How did Peter Crouch break up with Abigail Clancy, you ask? By having his lawyer fax over a memo saying they were no longer seeing each other, and prohibiting Abigail from continuing to say they were together.

It’s hard to think of a more definitive way to end a relationship, but I guess a lawyer’s fax wasn’t hard enough on Abigail Clancy, as Crouch got back together with her again a few months later.

And if you’re interested, Abigail Clancy has a 2008 calendar for sale. I know the year’s already half gone and everything, but I guess you can always cut out the pictures. 

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