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Nicola McLean

by Kevin on June 3, 2009

Nicola McLean

Nicola McLean is engaged to footballer Tommy Williams. They have been together since 2005.

Nicola has been a model since 1999, but before that she was…wait for it…an Army Cadet. I’m not making this up.

Nicola McLean was one of the UK’s most successful glamour models. On average, she appeared on Page Three, The Daily Star, and similar publications once a week for 5 years (about 300 total appearances). She continued modeling for the mags until 2006, when she became pregnant with her first child.

Nicola was later named the fourth best Page 3 girl of all time, and has posed for the cover of Zoo, Nuts, Loaded, and more.

And in case you were wondering: 32G.

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Keeley Hazell

by Kevin on September 5, 2008

Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell isn’t exactly a WAG, but she was the object of Joe Cole’s affection. As the story goes, the engaged footballer hit on Keeley at a party she was having at her house. Another potential suitor at the party wasn’t too thrilled with Cole’s advance, and pummeled him until he escaped out a window. That’s the story anyway, and I like it, so here it is.

All that nastiness aside, Keeley Hazell is quite popular these days. She was ranked #2 in FHM’s 2006 and 2007 editions of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World, and came in #3 in the 2008 edition. She has posed for other men’s magazines as well, including Nuts, Zoo, Loaded and Maxim.

Keeley caught her big break in 2004, when she turned 18 and won the The Suns Page 3 Idol contest, instantly becoming a reader favorite and glamour model icon.

In January 2007, Keeley Hazell was caught in a bit of a scandal when a sex tape of her and then-boyfriend Lloyd Miller made its way onto the internet, despite her best attempts to prevent it.

Keeley can currently be seen in the pages of the September 2008 issue of Playboy

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Abigail Clancy

by Kevin on June 27, 2008

Abigail Clancy
Abigail Clancy was Peter Crouch’s girlfriend.

Abigail Clancy was once a member of the craptastic girl band Genie Queen, but they broke up because a) they were terrible b)nobody came to see them and c)they couldn’t get a record deal.

It wasn’t until years later that Abigail burst into the British limelight with her runner up performance on Britain’s Next Top Model in 2006. Her newfound fame earned her modeling gigs with Maxim, Nuts, OK! and GQ.

After Britain’s Next Top Model aired, Abigail started dating Peter Crouch and it wasn’t long before she was his girlfriend. She earned official WAG status when she showed up with him to the 2006 World Cup.

Their initial romance was short lived. Crouch broke up with Abigail Clancy after tabloids published photographs of her snorting cocaine. There were also reports that she was cheating on Crouch with an ex-boyfriend.

There are many ways to break up with a girl, and the importance of the choice can’t be overstated. Try to be too nice, and you’ll probably end up back with her again. Go too hard on her, and you might send her straight to the loony bin. How did Peter Crouch break up with Abigail Clancy, you ask? By having his lawyer fax over a memo saying they were no longer seeing each other, and prohibiting Abigail from continuing to say they were together.

It’s hard to think of a more definitive way to end a relationship, but I guess a lawyer’s fax wasn’t hard enough on Abigail Clancy, as Crouch got back together with her again a few months later.

And if you’re interested, Abigail Clancy has a 2008 calendar for sale. I know the year’s already half gone and everything, but I guess you can always cut out the pictures.

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Gemma Atkinson

by Kevin on June 9, 2008

Gemma Atkinson
Gemma Atkinson is Marcus Bent’s girlfriend. Gemma is a British actress best known for her work in the soap opera Hollyoaks.

Gemma recently made headlines when she adopted an abused chimpanzee (I’m not making this up).

The chimpanzee’s name is Bryan, and Gemma decided to adopt the monkey after learning that he had been abused by his Mexican owners.

Apparently, Monkey World is the place to contact when you’re in the mood to adopt a poo-flinging primate with emotional baggage (be sure to bookmark that one).

Gemma Atkinson has posed for a number of men’s magazines, including Arena, FHM, Loaded, Maxim, Zoo, and Nuts

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Rebecca Loos

by Kevin on May 6, 2008

Rebecca Loos
Rebecca Loos is David Beckham’s former personal assistant. She claims that she was once David Beckham’s hot footballer girlfriend, but Beckham says nothing ever happened.

Regardless of whether there’s any truth to her story, Rebecca has turned the alleged affair into her ticket to infamy.

Like many z-list stars, she parlayed her brief run with fame into a string of reality show appearances. The difference between Rebecca and most “celebrities” turned reality show stars is that Rebecca’s appearances were truly memorable.

In 2004 she appeared on The Farm and satisfied a pig (seriously).

In 2005, Rebecca was on Celebrity Love Island, and broke the rules by ripping off her microphone and spending 15 minutes in the bathroom with fellow cast mate Calum Best.

Then in 2007, she met Matthew Ridge on the New Zealand reality show Celebrity Treasure Island. She was later caught with her head in his lap on a flight from Los Angeles to London.

Rebecca has also made a number of appearances in magazines. In addition to her frequent tabloid coverage, she posed nude for the Dutch edition of Playboy and has also appeared in Nuts, Zoo and FHM.

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Michelle Marsh

by Kevin on April 26, 2008

Michelle Marsh
Michelle Marsh is Will Haining’s wife. After two years of engagement, Marsh married Haining on June 2, 2007.

Michelle Marsh was runner-up in The Sun’s 2002 Miss Cleavage competition, making her best known for her…well…all natural cleavage.

Michelle’s big break came in March of 2003, when she posed topless as the Page Three girl for The Sun.

With the momentum gained from her nude spread, she posed for Playboy in 2004. That same year, she appeared on the cover of Loaded, NUTS, Perfect 10 and Zoo. In 2005, Marsh was ranked a very respectable 33rd in FHM’s annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women.

With all of that success, she was finally qualified to be a WAG.

At the wedding ceremony, Haining announced that Michelle was pregnant. Their daughter was born on December 16, 2007.

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