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Gina Carano

by Kevin on July 16, 2009

Gina Carano was Kit Cope’s girlfriend.

Like Kit, Gina is an MMA fighter. She’s also an American Gladiator (Crush). She came in at #16 on Maxim’s 2009 Hot 100 list.

Gina made headlines yesterday when Kit announced that he has in his possession a sex tape featuring himself and Gina Carano.

Now, Kit claims that the sex tape is in a secure location, but what’s his motivation for revealing this? He had to have received a huge number of offers for it, and no doubt is engaging potential buyers in a bidding war for the rights.

I’m sure Gina would put up a big fight in court, which hopefully would be resolved in a decent manner — preferably by a joust or Gina shooting tennis balls at Kit from a cannon.

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Tia Carrere

by Kevin on April 30, 2009

Tia Carrere is an actress best known for her 1991 role as “robo babe” rock goddess Cassandra in Wayne’s World. The following year, People magazine named Tia one of the the 50 most beautiful people in the world.

In order to land her role in Wayne’s World, Tia had to turn down a role on Baywatch. Now, as we know, a Baywatch role pretty much guarantees a Playboy spread somewhere down the line, but Tia was able to land a spot in the magazine without the help of David Hasselhoff and friends. Tia posed nude for the magazine in 2003, in what would become the top-selling Playboy issue of the year.

Tia Carrere has also posed for Maxim, and appeared in blockbusters True Lies and Rising Sun.

Unfortunately (for her, not for wagrankings readers), Tia was caught up in a bit of a scandal in 2001 when she was accused of having an affair with hockey player Tie Domi (she was named in the divorce papers filed by Domi’s ex-wife).

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Keeley Hazell

by Kevin on September 5, 2008

Keeley Hazell isn’t exactly a WAG, but she was the object of Joe Cole’s affection. As the story goes, the engaged footballer hit on Keeley at a party she was having at her house. Another potential suitor at the party wasn’t too thrilled with Cole’s advance, and pummeled him until he escaped out a window. That’s the story anyway, and I like it, so here it is.

All that nastiness aside, Keeley Hazell is quite popular these days. She was ranked #2 in FHM’s 2006 and 2007 editions of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World, and came in #3 in the 2008 edition. She has posed for other men’s magazines as well, including Nuts, Zoo, Loaded and Maxim.

Keeley caught her big break in 2004, when she turned 18 and won the The Suns Page 3 Idol contest, instantly becoming a reader favorite and glamour model icon.

In January 2007, Keeley Hazell was caught in a bit of a scandal when a sex tape of her and then-boyfriend Lloyd Miller made its way onto the internet, despite her best attempts to prevent it.

Keeley can currently be seen in the pages of the September 2008 issue of Playboy

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Eva Gonzalez

by Kevin on August 27, 2008

Eva Gonzalez is Iker Casillas’ girlfriend. Eva has been dating Iker since at least 2006. To my knowledge, that makes Iker the first keeper to be mentioned on WAG Rankings.

Maybe I’ve made some glaring omissions (in which case email me), or maybe chilling out in your little box for 30 minutes at a time while everyone else is busy running around and faking injuries is just too domesticated to get a whole lot of attention from the ladies.

Eva won the Miss España pageant in 2003 (I took 4 semesters of Spanish in college and still had to look up how to do the little swirly tilde thing over the n (alt+164)), and represented Spain at the Miss Universe pageant that year where she came in 15th.

She’s also been on the cover of a Spanish language version of Maxim, and apparently was involved in some sort of Tampax campaign.

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Abigail Clancy

by Kevin on June 27, 2008

Abigail Clancy was Peter Crouch’s girlfriend.

Abigail Clancy was once a member of the craptastic girl band Genie Queen, but they broke up because a) they were terrible b)nobody came to see them and c)they couldn’t get a record deal.

It wasn’t until years later that Abigail burst into the British limelight with her runner up performance on Britain’s Next Top Model in 2006. Her newfound fame earned her modeling gigs with Maxim, Nuts, OK! and GQ.

After Britain’s Next Top Model aired, Abigail started dating Peter Crouch and it wasn’t long before she was his girlfriend. She earned official WAG status when she showed up with him to the 2006 World Cup.

Their initial romance was short lived. Crouch broke up with Abigail Clancy after tabloids published photographs of her snorting cocaine. There were also reports that she was cheating on Crouch with an ex-boyfriend.

There are many ways to break up with a girl, and the importance of the choice can’t be overstated. Try to be too nice, and you’ll probably end up back with her again. Go too hard on her, and you might send her straight to the loony bin. How did Peter Crouch break up with Abigail Clancy, you ask? By having his lawyer fax over a memo saying they were no longer seeing each other, and prohibiting Abigail from continuing to say they were together.

It’s hard to think of a more definitive way to end a relationship, but I guess a lawyer’s fax wasn’t hard enough on Abigail Clancy, as Crouch got back together with her again a few months later.

And if you’re interested, Abigail Clancy has a 2008 calendar for sale. I know the year’s already half gone and everything, but I guess you can always cut out the pictures.

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Gemma Atkinson

by Kevin on June 9, 2008

Gemma Atkinson is Marcus Bent’s girlfriend. Gemma is a British actress best known for her work in the soap opera Hollyoaks.

Gemma recently made headlines when she adopted an abused chimpanzee (I’m not making this up).

The chimpanzee’s name is Bryan, and Gemma decided to adopt the monkey after learning that he had been abused by his Mexican owners.

Apparently, Monkey World is the place to contact when you’re in the mood to adopt a poo-flinging primate with emotional baggage (be sure to bookmark that one).

Gemma Atkinson has posed for a number of men’s magazines, including Arena, FHM, Loaded, Maxim, Zoo, and Nuts

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Danielle Lloyd

by Kevin on May 19, 2008

Danielle Lloyd is Teddy Sherringham’s girlfriend.

Danielle is an English model who won Miss Great Britain in 2006 — a title she famously lost when she posed nude for Playboy in December of 2006. Another contributing factor to losing her crown was her relationship with one of the judges, footballer and member of the Order of the British Empire Teddy Sheringham.

Danielle was a contestant in Celebrity Big Brother, and caused a bit of controversy when she made racist comments towards Indian actress Shilpa Shetty. Over 20,000 complaints about her remarks were received.

As a result of her behavior on the show, Danielle lost most of her modeling contracts — as well as her boyfriend. According to the tabloids, Sheringham left her because he was concerned how their relationship would be perceived by his sponsors and fans.

Danielle has appeared on the cover of Maxim, and won the “UK Best Breasts” award in 2006.

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Imogen Thomas

by Kevin on April 20, 2008

Imogen Thomas was Ibrahim Sonko girlfriend for a few months in early 2007, but she never really settled down with the Reading defender.

Imogen Thomas was crowned Miss Wales in 2003, and in 2006 appeared in the UK version of Big Brother.

After a few weeks on the show, a sex tape surfaced online featuring Imogen and ex-boyfriend Leighton Brookfield.

Thomas appeared on the January 2007 cover of Maxim, and posed nude for Playboy UK on April 18th, 2008, where she was Cyber Girl of the week.

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Anna Kournikova

by Kevin on April 7, 2008

Anna Kournikova was Sergei Federov’s wife — or at least that’s the rumor. It’s said that they were married in 2001, but Anna’s reps claim the story is bogus, while Federov says it’s true. I flipped a coin, and I believe Sergei. So here we are.

Russians aren’t traditionally known for their natural beauty, but their reputation has been improving in recent years, thanks to women such as Anna Kournikova.

As a tennis player, Anna never really lived up to the hype. When she was 14, she won the under 18 Junior World Championship, and the following year she made it to the 4th round of the US Open. However, her athletic ability quickly took a second seat to her physical appearance, and she never won a singles grand slam event. A few years later, at the age of 22, she was out of the game altogether.

Because of her good looks, Kournikova has never had a problem picking up endorsements or modeling gigs. She has posed for Maxim, FHM and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

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Lisa Guerrero

by Kevin on April 3, 2008

Lisa Guerrero is Scott Erickson’s wife.

Guerrero married Scott Erickson on February 3, 2004.

Lisa began her career as a cheerleader for the Los Angeles Rams. She later moved on to television, starring in Aaron Spelling’s Sunset Beach before becoming a sports anchor for KCBS in Los Angeles in 1997.

For a time, she was a co-host on The Best Damn Sports Show Period, and later had a disastrous run as a sideline reporter on Monday Night Football in 2003.

Lisa posed nude for Playboy in January 2006, and has appeared in both FHM and Maxim.

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