Aaron Boone

Laura Cover is Aaron Boone’s wife.

Laura was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month in October of 1998. In that issue, she stated that her ambition was to “be successful at my chosen path, marry the man of my dreams and have lots of babies.”

Assuming that her chosen path was to show the world her boobs, she has succeeded at her first ambition. On her IMDB page, her “Plot Keywords” are Female Nudity, Beautiful Woman, Breasts and Nudity. Sounds like mission accomplished to me.

Maybe she’s had success with her second ambition — that is, if Aaron f@&%ing Boone could be the man of anyone’s dreams. Anyway, they’re married now, so she must have a thing for male pattern baldness and guys who hit one meaningful home run in the middle of 11 craptastic seasons.

That brings us to her third ambition — having lots of babies. She has one so far, and that’s not a bad start.

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