Linda Pizzuti is John Henry’s wife.
Linda married the Red Sox owner yesterday in a ceremony on Henry’s yacht. The reception was held at Fenway Park, and guests included a bunch of people you would pay real money to hang out with.
Among the guests at the wedding:
Larry David
The Farrelly Brothers
Bud Selig
The band at the reception was Maroon Five (or is it 5? I could look it up, but really, who cares). While I don’t care for them at all, I’m sure they’re 1000x better than whoever played at your wedding.
(8.50 out of 10)