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Katie Price is going be somebody’s WAG (again).
Though she already once had a relationship with Teddy Sherringham, Katie said yesterday that she would like to be a WAG and…erm…how to put this gently…”do” footballers Frank Lampard or Christiano Ronaldo.
Yup. You will never hear anyone be anymore forward than that, ladies and gentlemen. And who doesn’t enjoy a proposition via the media? But hey, in her defense, she’s fresh off a divorce, and is probably very lonely. And oh so very sad.
In 2004, Katie was on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, which is the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever seen fine programming. She’s also written three autobiographies (I thought you were supposed to fit it all in one), and has done many dastardly things, not the least of which was threatening to give birth live on the internet.
Look, Katie, please…just don’t. We’ll all be better for it.
