Emily Kuchar

Zack Greinke’s life is pretty good right now. Not only is he pitching lights out baseball for the Kansas City Royals (when was the last time you could say that about ANY Royals hurler?), but he’s also engaged to Emily Kuchar.

Emily is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and according to her website, won Miss Daytona Beach in 2008. Have you ever BEEN to Daytona Beach? Miss Daytona Beach might as well be Miss World. That is, assuming Italy is well represented.

Emily also does some modeling work, and has a dream of appearing in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Sports Illustrated,
Consider this an open letter to grant Ms. Kuchar’s request.

Thanks,
Kevin