Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen

by Kevin on August 13, 2009

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Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen is Wesley Sneijder’s girlfriend. She has been dating the Real Madrid star since spring of 2009, after he left his wife, Ramona Streekstra. Though the relationship was long-rumored, it wasn’t acknowledged by the couple until recently.

Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen is a Dutch actress and model. She starred on the soap On to Tomorrow until 2008, and was twice voted by the Dutch as FHM’s sexiest woman in the world.

Big thanks to Eelco for the tip!

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Amii Grove

by Kevin on July 28, 2009

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Amii Grove was Jermaine Pennant’s fiancee.

Amii was engaged to the footballer in October of 2008, but they called off their engagement just a few months later — reportedly on Christmas.

Amii is a model, and has appeared in publications such as Nuts, FHM, The Sun, and Zoo Weekly. She was ranked #77 in FHM’s 2007 Hot 100 list.

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Trina

by Kevin on July 27, 2009

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Trina is Kenyon Martin’s girlfriend.

Trina is a rapper best known for the single “Pull Over,” off her album “Baddest Bitch,” and “No Panties” off of “Diamond Princess.”

I’m no shrink, but from the sound of the song titles, she may have an aggression problem.

Trina has been dating Kenyon, a Nuggets forward, since at least March of 2009.

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Jessica Jordan

by Kevin on July 24, 2009

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Jessica Jordan is Marcelo Moreno’s girlfriend.

Jessica was Miss Bolivia 2007, and we all know that Miss *Insert Country* equates to future Footballer WAG.

Jessica didn’t disappoint, as she has been linked to the Werder Bremen striker. Of course, both parties deny there’s a relationship, but I’m not buying it.

Here is a video of Jessica hanging out on motorcycles. She is being interviewed, but I am pretty sure that she is not answer questions about fuel injectors.

Warning: I would highly recommend turning off the volume. It hurt me. Badly.

Credit: Video found via The Spoiler

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Katie (Jordan) Price

by Kevin on July 23, 2009

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Katie Price is going be somebody’s WAG (again).

Though she already once had a relationship with Teddy Sherringham, Katie said yesterday that she would like to be a WAG and…erm…how to put this gently…”do” footballers Frank Lampard or Christiano Ronaldo.

Yup. You will never hear anyone be anymore forward than that, ladies and gentlemen. And who doesn’t enjoy a proposition via the media? But hey, in her defense, she’s fresh off a divorce, and is probably very lonely. And oh so very sad.

In 2004, Katie was on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, which is the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever seen fine programming. She’s also written three autobiographies (I thought you were supposed to fit it all in one), and has done many dastardly things, not the least of which was threatening to give birth live on the internet.

Look, Katie, please…just don’t. We’ll all be better for it.

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Candice Alley

by Kevin on July 22, 2009

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Candice Alley is Grant Hackett’s wife.

Candice is an Australian singer. She married Grant (the Australian swimming captain) on April 14, 2007. They met in 2004, when Candice was invited to sing at the Swimmer of the Year dinner.

Candice is evidently pretty popular in Australia, though she has never broken into the United States.

Here’s a video of one of her songs, titled Before You Go. It’s definitely not my thing, but I really like the part where she picks up the acoustic guitar as the electric guitar kicks in. HAWT.

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Chantelle Raleigh

by Kevin on July 21, 2009

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Chantelle Raleigh is Hamish McIntosh’s girlfriend.

McIntosh plays rugby for North Melbourne. Raleigh is (wait for it) a FLIGHT ATTENDANT for Virgin (hehe) Blue. She’s been distributing peanuts and Cokes for five and a half years, and apparently really loves her job.

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Valerie Faldo

by Kevin on July 20, 2009

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Valerie Faldo was Nick Faldo’s wife.

There is a soap opera-ish story here, so bear with me a minute.

Nick was married to his first wife, Melanie Rockall, in 1979, but they divorced when she found out that Nick was having an affair with his manager’s secretary, Gill Bennett.

He married Gill, but they split up years later after Nick had an affair with a 20-year-old golf student of his.

Nick continued “hanging out” with the golf student for three years, until he eventually met Valerie. The golf student was so upset when he left her for Valerie that she beat the living crap out of his Porsche with a golf club when she found out.

In the end, Nick Faldo married Valerie in 2003, and they remained together until 2006, when Faldo filed for divorce.

I am not making any of this up.

I swear.

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Stephenie Lagrossa

by Kevin on July 20, 2009

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Stephenie Lagrossa is Kyle Kendrick’s fiancee.

Stephenie is an ex-Survivor contestant (Guatemala). She was one of the most popular Survivor contestants ever, and though she didn’t end up winning, she has the good fortune to now be an official WAG alongside Heidi Hamels and Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

The engagement aside, things aren’t going as well for Kendrick these days. He’s currently toiling away in AAA ball for the Lehigh Valley IronPigs — maybe not the worst gig in the world (certainly better than mine), but a farcry from his old job starting for the Phillies.

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Lisa Cink

by Kevin on July 19, 2009

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Lisa Cink is Stewart Cink’s wife.

Lisa and Stewart have known each other since they were 14 – years old, and they attended Georgia Tech together.

Stewart and Lisa Cink have two sons together.

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